Gortnamona N.S.

Here are some side-splitting jokes

whats black and white black and white black and white?
Answer: a nun falling down a hill!
what goes ha ha ha ha ha ha?
Answer: the nun who pushed her!!

why do birds fly south for the winter?
answer: because its too far to walk!!!


what do you call a pig that knows karate?
answer: a pork chop!!!

We have some Freaky facts for you to be FREAKAFIED by!!!!!!!

In France it is illegal to call a pig Napolean

In some places it was illegal to wear a fake moustache that will cause laughter in church

In another country there is a food called slob. sounds delicious. NOT!!!

Another fact is that it was illegal for single women to go parachuting on a Sunday!!

It was also illegal for a house wife to break more than 3 dishes per day.
Weird, isn't it?
Freaky even.....